"There's nothin' worse than goin' the post office and standing in line."
No, seriously? Nothing worse?
Okay, I'm going to take a shot at a challenge, in no particular order:
Having your hands amputated by Rwandan soldiers.
Having your clitoris removed by relatives in a Muslim country.
Tsunamis.
Diptheria.
E-coli.
AIDS
(Okay, let's just imagine all diseases and disorders; I think a cold is worse than standing in line at the post office.)
Polyester double-knit leisure suits.
A spat with... just about anyone, but let's say any family member.
Need I go on? It's just a purely ridiculous statement, almost as stupid as pretending that God wants you to join a certain dating club (and has only mentioned it to the dating club, so its advertisers are obligated to inform you about it).
"You look like a beach angel," followed by a piercing scream.
Yeah, I'm going to buy that product, after its advertisers scream in my ear.
So, you ask, why do I watch? Because as the optimist Theodore Sturgeon once said, 90 percent of everything is crap. I put the percentage at 99. But one percent of everything is a lot! I try to live for the one percent.
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2 comments:
Couldn't agree more. I was offended by that commercial.
I concur. A 1%er. That's much better than a line wait at a post office...
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